11/25/2023 0 Comments John boehner ted cruz devilWas Mona Lisa really Leonardo da Vinci’s supposed boyfriend/assistant, Gian Giacomo Caprotti? There are enough of them to put up boxes. They’re for anonymous mothers who just don’t want their infants anymore. One town installed baby Safe Haven Baby Boxes, which are climate controlled and alarmed. … The saddest story of the week comes out of Indiana and it’s not the primary. … It’s heartening to know that as intelligent life on Earth vanishes, as evidenced by the current presidential election, scientists using the Drake equation for probabilities, wrote in Astrobiology that alien life most certainly had to exist somewhere in the universe at some time. What do you get if you succeed? Failed Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer is said to have a nearly $55 million golden exit parachute. He’ll apparently start with one for himself in the White House. connection.īut then on Monday Hillary said she’d force Bill out of retirement to work with her creating jobs, if she’s elected. Clinton.” Since people weren’t much interested in creating a banana republic here, this time around she backed waaay off the Mrs. When Hillary ran in 2008, the buttons sold at her stump speeches inexplicably read: “Do You Miss Clinton? Vote for Mrs. Hillary Clinton wants your vote, but doesn’t want to remind you that she’s Bill’s wife. It was all enough to curl Anna Wintour’s bob. Her hubby Kanye is clearly as broke as he says because he showed up like a poor slob in ripped jeans. One looked like she was wearing giant GMO Pringles and the other like she’d knocked over a chicken farm for egg cartons.Ĭlaire Danes’ glow-in-the dark dress, for example, was a wonder however, but Lady Gaga looked like a stripper from outer space, Kim K like a knight of the round tushes. Her two outfits, however, were even more of a hot mess than her tweet. “Shout out to when you think you all ‘artsy and s–t,’ but your (sic) just rude and annoying lol,” she incoherently wrote. Solange Knowles, who last year showed her classy fashion sense by punching out her brother-in-law Jay Z in an elevator, this year showed off her smart side by misspelling while throwing shade to an anonymous woman in a tweet. On Monday night, the heavenly met the horrible at the Met Gala to celebrate fashion. Attorney Preet Bharara is as tough on crime as he says, it’s time to stop making deals with Wall Street and treat those bums as harshly as he treats the bums we elect. It’s apparently easier to put away crooked pols than the equally corrupt, but as amoral Wall Streeters, who pay their way out and call it a “fine.” That’s because sleaze monger/disgraced former governor/steamroller Eliot Spitzer was never indicted. “None involve an official as high up in New York government as you were,” she said. SHELDON SILVER GETS 12 YEARS IN PRISON FOR CORRUPTION She called him the most corrupt state elected official she’d ever seen. Shelly’s silver turned to stainless steel as in prison bars on Tuesday when Manhattan Federal Judge Valerie Caproni handed down a 12-year sentence to the man who had held a grip on New York State politics for decades. Now that Sheldon Silver has tasted justice, the feds should go after Wall Street. Lyin’ Cruz’s father even got into the act, announcing, “I implore every member of the Body of Christ to vote according to the word of God.”Īnd that would be who exactly? The narcissist, the bulls-er, the victimized wife, Fidel friend’s son, the socialist, or the Devil spawn? Ted followed this with some embarrassing jokes, which fell flatter and faster than Fiorina off the stage.Ĭhanging gears, Cruz then called Trump a liar and his father “my hero.” He didn’t mention that his hero father lied his way into this country, and frequently talks about fighting alongside Castro, if not Oswald. He went nuts condemning the story as crazy, thereby giving it even longer legs. This, of course, caused Cruz to talk about it. Trump said: “That was reported, and nobody talks about it.” Rounding off an all-around insane week, The Donald couldn’t wait to bring up to Fox News Channel the story in the National Enquirer (which is owned by Trump’s BFF, David Pecker), accusing Cruz’s Cuban-born dad of hanging with JFK assassin Lee Harvey Oswald. Ted the Omen did nothing to help her and instead started shaking hands, totally ignoring the fallen Fiorina, as she crawled back up. Immediately after announcing, “The next President of the United States, Ted Cruz!” she fell off the stage, dropping faster than Cruz’s chances at the nomination. Speaking of omens, Ted’s new and frighteningly incompetent running mate, Carly Fiorina, even seemed to deliver one.
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